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Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?

A: Redhead won’t accept a three and a half inch

Q: What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
A: Eight beers.

Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?

Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates over tea.
“I call my man ‘Eight,’ ” said the first woman, “Because he’s got
eight inches, and we do it eight times a day.”
The second woman said in response, “I call my man ‘Ten’because his dong
is ten inches long, and we do it ten times every night.”
The first woman then asked the third woman “What do you call your man?”
She answered ” ‘Creme de Menthe.’ ”
“Why? Isn’t’ that a liqueur?” the other two wanted to know.
“Yep, it is,” said the woman, continuing, “yeah, you betcha!”

Q: What’s a real mate?
A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs and gives you one when he returns.

Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not
gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only
yesterday. Her daughter constantly is calling her and urging
her to get back into the world.

Finally, Sadie says she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replies, “Mama! I have someone for
you to meet.” Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one
another and after dating for six weeks he asks her to join him
for a weekend in the Catskills. And we know what that meant.

One room and the normal follow up to that. Their first night
there she undresses as he does. There she stood nude
except for a pair of black lacy panties. He in his birthday suit.
Looking at her he asks “Why the panties?”

She replies, “My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to
explore, but down there I am still in mourning,” He knows he’s
not getting lucky that night. The following night the same
scenario. She standing there with the black panties on and he
in his birthday suit; except that he has an erection on which he
has a black condom.

She looks at him and asks, “What’s with this… a black
condom?”

He replies, “I’m going to offer my condolences.”



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