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A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm:
“Use it on every conceivable occasion.”

Q: What’s white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?
A: George Michael’s latest release.

The sex of a bee is hard to see
But he can tell and so can she.
The queen is quite a busy soul
She has no time for birth control.
And that is why in times like these,
There are so many sons of bees.

Q: What does a 747 airplane and a woman both have in common?
A: They both have a cockpit.

A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madame, “Is this a union house?”

“No, I’m sorry, it isn’t,” said the Madame.

“Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?” he asked.

“The house gets $80 and the girl gets $20.”

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable shop. At the second one, he asked the Madame, “Is this a union house?”

“No, I’m sorry, it isn’t,” said the Madame.

“If I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?” he asked again.

“The house gets $80 and the girl gets $20.”

Again offended, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable shop. His search continued until he finally reached a brothel where the Madame said, “Why yes, this is a union house.”

“And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?” he questioned.

“The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.”

“That’s more like it!” the man said. He looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive redhead. “I’d like her for the night.”

“I’m sure you would, sir,” said the Madame while gesturing to a grotesque woman in her seventies in the corner, “But Ethel here has seniority.”



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