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Q: What does a blonde answer to the question “Are you sexually active?”
A: “No, I just lie there.”

One day in class the teacher has sex education. On the black board she draws a penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is. In the back of the room, Dirty Johnny stands and says “That’s a penis,and my father has two of them”.
The teacher looks surprised and asks “What do you mean,two?”
Dirty Johnny responds,”A little one to pee, and a big one to brush the moms teeth.”

Q: What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

Q: What is the definition of an overbite?

A: When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of shit.

A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she
replies, “$100 if I lay down and $75 if I stand up.” He asks what the
difference is, and she tells him, “it’s my hairdresser’s fee!”

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