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Q: What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
A: A Slut sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with everyone but you!

Q: What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A: Fur traders.

You’re not sure of:

THE DOCTOR because he says, “Take off your clothes.”

THE DENTIST because he says, “Open wide.”

THE HAIRDRESSER because he says, “Do you want it teased or blown?”

THE MILKMAN because he says, “Do you want it in the front or the back?”

THE INTERIOR DECORATOR because he says, “Once it’s in, you’ll love it.”

THE STOCK BROKER because he says, “It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again.”

THE BANKER because he says, “If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest.”

THE HUNTER because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.

THE BELL ATLANTIC GUY because he says, “Would you like it on the table or against the wall?”

A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his
father’s house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out
a circumcision in the on-site surgery. As they were walking, they heard
a scream and a foreskin flew out of the window and landed at the girl’s
feet.
“What’s this,” she asked.
“Taste it,” he replied, “If you like it, I’ll give you a whole one!”

Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
A: When she sits on your face and you can’t hear the stereo



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