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Q: Why did the gay guy stop having anal sex?
A: Every night it was the same shit!

Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?

A: Bachelors come home, check to see what’s in the fridge, and go to bed. Married men come home, check to see what’s in the bed,
and go to the fridge.

Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll
never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position
for lovemaking.”
“Really,” said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. “What is it?”
“Back to back.”
“But that’s crazy. We can’t do anything back to back.”
“Yes we can. I’ve persuaded another couple to help out.”

The pick-up couple was relaxing after a satisfying session of love making. The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attract and bed such a luscious looking dish. He was even considering trying to establish a relationship instead of just a one night stand. But he couldn’t help but wonder why she wasn’t already in one.

“I can’t help feeling that we’ve met before,” he said.

“Yeah, I know,” sighed the girl stretching. “It happens to me a lot. I think they call this ‘deja screw’.”

Q: What’s the difference between a blond and a mosquito?
A: When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.

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