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One morning, this gay man woke up from a wonderful dream, only to hear his partner in the bathroom making grunting and moaning sounds. The gay man got out of bed, walked down the hall and opened the bathroom door. The gay man looked at his partner, masturbating with a condom on.

“What the hell are you doing???” The gay man asked his partner.

The gay man’s partner looked up at him sheepishly, “Oh… I was just packing your lunch!”

Q: What does a 13 year old girl from Tennesee say after sex?
A: Git offa me, daddy, you’re cruching my cigarettes!

The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when there
came the sound of a key in the front door. The young lady broke away
at once, eyes wide with alarm.
“Heavens,” she cried, “it’s my husband! Quick, jump out the window.”
The young man, equally alarmed, made a quick step toward the window,
then demurred. “I can’t,” he said, “we’re on the thirteenth floor.”
“For heaven’s sake,” cried the young lady in exasperation,
“is this a time to be superstitious?”

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because
he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest
and asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the
Bible, the priest says, “My son, after an exhaustive search, I
am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted
on Sundays.” The man thinks: “What does a priest know
about sex?” So he goes to a minister who, after all, is a
married man and experienced in this matter. He queries the
minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and
therefore not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he
seeks out a Rabbi, a man of thousands of years tradition
and knowledge. The Rabbi ponders the question, then
states, “My son, sex is definitely play.” The man
replies, “Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others
tell me sex is work?” The Rabbi softly speaks, “My son, if sex
were work, my wife would have the maid do it.”

Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas?

A: They can’t find the zipper.



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