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I think we could balance the Federal Budget if we taxed sex. Everyone would pay their share. Young people would pay more taxes and your tax liability would decrease as you got older. (some of us)

It would also promote family values. How would you like to come home to your wife and have her ask, “Honey, why is your tax bill larger than mine?” Or be a teenager and come home to your dad with your tax tax bill in his hand.

We wouldn’t have to pay people to work for the IRS, they would be paying to work there just so they could review peoples returns. Locker room conversations would change… “Get a load of this tax bill!”

The forms would change a little also. We would now have a 1040Quickee. And it would give a whole new meaning to the phrase.. “Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.”

A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely
active sex life. He said He had a wife, several mistresses,
masturbated, and had wet dreams all the time.

The doctor asked which he liked best.

He Replied, ” Wet Dreams, you meet a much higher class of
people in them.”

Q: How do faggots get a condom off?

A: They fart.



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