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Over drinks one afternoon a buddy of mine and I were discussing former “loves.” I told him that I once broke-up with a girl long ago because she had a seemingly incurable speech impediment.

George said, “Jimmy, I’m shocked. I never know you to be one to be prejudiced against handicaps. What was the girl’s problem?”

Taking a sip, I paused and reflected. “She couldn’t say ‘yes’.”

Ingredients:

2 Laughing Eyes
2 Loving Arms
2 Well Shaped Legs
2 Firm Milk Containers
1 Fur Lined Mixing Bowl
2 Large Nuts
1 Large Banana

Method:

1. Look into Loving Eyes.
2. Fold in Loving Arms.
3. Spread Well Shaped Legs.
4. Squeeze and massage Milk Containers gently until Fur Lined Mixing Bowl is well greased. Check frequently with middle finger.
5. Add Banana – work in and out until well creamed.
6. Cover with Nuts and sigh with relief.

Cake done when Banana becomes soft. Be sure to wash mixing utensils and don’t lick the bowl.

N.B. If cake begins to rise leave town immediately.

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A: They fart.



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