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This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by
herself at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed and they took to the
dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek, the guy said,
“You really smell terrific. What’s that you have on?”
The flattered girl told him it was Chanel #5. Then wanting to return the
compliment, she said, “You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?”
“Well, I’ve got a hardon, but I didn’t think you could smell it,” the guy
replied.

One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.
He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with
no experience.
On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up
and started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed,
they start exploring each other’s bodies.
Things are going fine until the bride discovers her
husband’s penis. “Oh my”, she says, “What is that?”
“Well, darlin”, the cowboy says, “That’s ma rope”.
She slides her hands further down and gasps.
“Oh my goodness. What’s them?” she asks.
“Honey, them’s my knots”, he answers.
Finally, the couple begin to make love. After several minutes,
the bride says, “Stop honey. Wait a minute”.
Her husband, panting a little, asks, “What’s the matter honey?
Am I hurting you?”
“No”, the bride replies. “Just undo them damn knots.
I need more rope!”

Q: How do faggots get a condom off?

A: They fart.



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