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Q: What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur
A: A Lickalotapuss.

Q: What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like?
A: Depends…

An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.

“How am I doing?” He asks.

“Three knots,” she replies.

“Three knots? What’s that mean?”

“You’re not hard, you’re not in, and you’re not getting your money back.”

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