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Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?

A: You pick them up, throw them in the gutter, and they come back for more

A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.
“Reach up there and find out.”
She did, but quickly pulled her hand back out and said, “Oh, it’s
gruesome!”
“Aye, it has,” replied the Scotsman, “and if you put your hand back
up there, it’ll grow some more!”

Q: What did the blonde say after sex?

A: Next!

Q: Why don’t blondes use vibrators?

A: Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!

Q: What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?

A: No one else wants it.



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