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Q: Why is a joke like pussy?
A: Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.

Q: What do you get with a corduroy condom?
A: A groovy kind of love.

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage, when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation. He grabs her yanks her over the fence and takes her to his nest in the pen.
There he ravishhes her and makes passionate love to her for about 2 hours till he is tranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital.
Her friend visits her the next day and asks” Are you hurt?”
She replies, “Of Course I’m hurt, He hasn’t called! He hasn’t written!”

One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us alone in the living room.
Naturally, we did not talk all the time. In the midst of a kiss, I noticed her little sister in her nightgown watching us from the doorway.
“If you will be a good girl and go to bed, I will give you a quarter,” I said to her.
Without taking the bribe or saying a word, she ran off but soon was back again.
“Here is a dollar,” she said. “I wanna watch.”

- Older ones are not in demand.

- They’re well worth looking over.

- They have a great deal of influence.

- You can’t believe everything they say.

- They always have the last word.

- You should really get your own and not go borrowing your neighbor’s.

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