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The sex of a bee is hard to see
But he can tell and so can she.
The queen is quite a busy soul
She has no time for birth control.
And that is why in times like these,
There are so many sons of bees.

This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker
says, “Say, wanna have a good time? We do things in a big
way down here in Texas.”
“Sure,” he says and they were off to the nearest motel. She
takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her.
She says, “Is this the first pussy you seen since you crawled
out of one?”
The guy says, “No, just the first one I’ve seen big enough to
crawl back into.”

A duck walks into a bar. He looks like the happiest duck in the world.
The bartender asks, “Why are you so happy today?”
The duck replies, “I’ve been playing in puddles all day.” The duck proceeds to order a beer and enjoy it at the bar.
A little while later another duck walks in the bar. He looks like the second happiest duck in the world.
The bartender asks, “Why are you so happy today?”
The duck gives the bartender the same answer, “I’ve been playing in puddles all day.” This duck also orders a beer and enjoys it
at the bar.
A third duck enters the bar, the total opposite of the first two ducks. He looks like the saddest duck in the world.
The bartender asks the duck, “What’s wrong with you?”
The duck replies, “My name is Puddles and I’ve had a terrible day.”

It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against
President Clinton. It all stems from the Paula Jones case. The
spokesperson remarked that it would be impossible for a woman with
a six inch nose to give a blow job to a person with a three inch dick.

Q: What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.



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