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Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?

A: You turn it over!

Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?

A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and starts
giving him a blowjob.
He says to her, “Excuse me, aren’t you Karen Carlton, and didn’t you go to
Cardozo High School in Detroit?”
“Yes. How’d you know?”
“I never forget a face.”

Q: What do blondes and a spaghetti noodle have in common?

A: They both wiggle when you eat them.

A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to
file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a
few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.
and then asks, “What is your occupation?”
The woman replies, “I’m a whore.”
The accountant balks and says, “No, no, no. That will never work. That is
much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that.”
The woman, “Ok, I’m a prostitute.”
“No, that is still too crude. Try again.”
They both think for a minute, then the woman states, “I’m a chicken
farmer.”
The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a
whore or a prostitute?”
“Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.”



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