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Q: What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A: Invisible.

Q: What do you get if you cross your missus with a pitbull?
A: Your very last headjob.

Q: How does Herpes leave the hospital?
A: On crotches.

Q: Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?
A: She got her finger caught in a dike!

A blond at a party was telling her friend that she was off men for life.
“They lie, they cheat and they’re just no good. From now on when I want sex, I’m going to use my vibrator”
“So, what when the batteries run out?” asked her friend
“I’ll just fake an orgasm like always.”



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