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A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.
He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room.

When they’re done, he said, “I’m afraid my
Finnish isn’t too good.”

The hooker replied, “Your foreplay ain’t all
that hot either.”

Q: Why are brunette jokes one-liners?
A1: So blondes can remember them.
A2: Because it would hurt a blonde’s brain to think of a longer one.

Q: What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night?
A: Crib death.

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem
doctor” Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this
earsplitting yell.” “MY dear,” the shrink said, “that’s completely
natural. I don’t see what problem is?” “The problem is,” she complained,
“It wakes me up.”

Q: What do you do in case of fallout?
A: Put it back in and take shorter strokes!



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