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Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recently divorced mother her age? She told him that was not a question to ask and that he shouldn’t ask it again.
He then asked her her weight. She, once again, told him that she wouldn’t answer the question and that he shouldn’t ask it again.
The next question he asked was why she and Daddy got divorced. Once again, she told him that it was not a question he should ask and to not ask that question again. He went away.
A few minutes later, she found him digging in her purse. She asked what he was doing and as he turn toward his mother, he beamingly told her he had found all the answers to his questions by looking at her driver’s license.
He said, “Mother, you’re 34 years old, weigh 125 pounds and Daddy divorced you because you got an ‘F’ in sex.”

Q: What’s a diaphragm?
A: A trampoline for dickheads.

I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla.
“But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy,” Priscilla responded.
“He did. That’s why I have to take every precaution.”

3 cowboys sitting around a campfire. Each one having a busy day and always felt the need to out-do the other cowboy.
The first cowboy stands up and walks around the campfire and says “Yep, I was walking down the ol’ cactus path and a 12ft rattler springs at me! I grabbed him and bit his head off, sucked out all the poison and here I stand before you today unharmed. He then sets back down and the second cowboy gets up and says…
Well I was riding along checking the fenceline today and looked out in the pasture and saw the biggest bull you ever saw, had gored and killed 6 men! I jumped off my horse and grabbed that bull by the horns, pulled him to the ground, tied him up and not a scratch on me and I’m standing here in front of you unharmed.
The third cowboy stood up… walked around the campfire… slowly stirring the hot burning coals with his penis.

A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a
while, the girl says, “I wish you had a flashlight.”

He says, “Why’s that?”

She says, “Because you’ve been eating grass for fifteen
minutes.”



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