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Q: How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
A: Moooo-ooo-ooo

“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bed so they felt Grumpy instead… “

Q: What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
A: An insurance company.

After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant. After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders.
The new husband looked at his bride and said, “You know what I really feel like honey?”
“Well sure,” she blushed, “But we gotta eat sometime!”

At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, “No.”
A clerk came over and asked, “May I help you?”
“I don’t know,” said the woman. “Do you have any ‘Sorry I laughed at your dick’ cards?”

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