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Q: What did ELLEN DeGeneres say to Kathy Lee?
A: “May I be FRANK with you…”

Q: What did ELLEN DeGeneres say to Kathy Lee?
A: “May I be FRANK with you…”

Q: Did you hear about the gay guy who put a nicotine patch on his penis?
A: He’s down to three butts a week!

One morning, this gay man woke up from a wonderful dream, only to hear his partner in the bathroom making grunting and moaning sounds. The gay man got out of bed, walked down the hall and opened the bathroom door. The gay man looked at his partner, masturbating with a condom on.

“What the hell are you doing???” The gay man asked his partner.

The gay man’s partner looked up at him sheepishly, “Oh… I was just packing your lunch!”

Q: What’s the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
A: One’s a snack cracker, the other’s a crack snacker.



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