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Q: How can you tell when your house has been burglarized by gays?
A: When you come home, you discover that your jewelry is missing, and all your furniture has been tastefully rearranged.

Q: Why can’t lesbians wear makeup and go on a diet at the same time?
A: Because it’s hard to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face.

Q: What’s the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
A: One’s a snack cracker, the other’s a crack snacker.

Q: What do you call 2 Irish gays??
A: Ben Dover and Phil McAvity.

Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other?
A: They’re right! We do taste like chicken!



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