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Buckwheat
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Buckwheat and Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla: “How do you spell ‘dumb’?”

Darla says, “d-u-m-b, dumb.”

The teacher says, “Very good, now use it in a sentence.”

She says, “Buckwheat is dumb.”

The teacher says, “Now spell ‘stupid’.”

Darla says, “s-t-u-p-i-d, stupid.”

The teacher says, “Very good, now use it in a sentence.”

Darla says, “Buckwheat is stupid.”

When the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says, “Buckwheat, spell dictate.”

Buckwheat stands and says, “d-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate.”

The teacher says, “Very good, now use it in a sentence.”

Buckwheat ponders for a few seconds, then spurts out, “I may be dumb and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good!”

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