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3 cowboys sitting around a campfire. Each one having a busy day and always felt the need to out-do the other cowboy.
The first cowboy stands up and walks around the campfire and says “Yep, I was walking down the ol’ cactus path and a 12ft rattler springs at me! I grabbed him and bit his head off, sucked out all the poison and here I stand before you today unharmed. He then sets back down and the second cowboy gets up and says…
Well I was riding along checking the fenceline today and looked out in the pasture and saw the biggest bull you ever saw, had gored and killed 6 men! I jumped off my horse and grabbed that bull by the horns, pulled him to the ground, tied him up and not a scratch on me and I’m standing here in front of you unharmed.
The third cowboy stood up… walked around the campfire… slowly stirring the hot burning coals with his penis.

A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a
while, the girl says, “I wish you had a flashlight.”

He says, “Why’s that?”

She says, “Because you’ve been eating grass for fifteen
minutes.”

Q: Why is pubic hair curly?
A: If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.

One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her.

When she asked him why, he said, “I want to ask you something, but I don’t want to offend you.”

She said, “You can’t offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything.”

The cab driver then said, “Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job.”

She said, “Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic.”

Immediately the cab driver said, “Oh, yes! I’m single and I’m Catholic!”

The nun said, “Okay, pull into that alley.”

The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying.

The nun said, “My child, what’s the matter?”

He said tearfully, “Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied…I’m married and I’m Jewish!”

The nun replied, “That’s okay. My name’s Bruce and I’m on my way to a costume party!”

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.
Grandpa’s doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girl
could be dangerous, even fatal. Grandpa, not the slightest bit perturbed
replied “Oh well, if she dies, I’ll just get myself another one.”



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