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Little Red Riding Hood is about to go visit her Grandmother. Her mother tells her, “Little Red Riding Hood, don’t walk through the forest, you know the Big Bad Wolf is going to try to pinch your titties.”

Little Red Riding Hood says, “Oh no, he’s not!” and she leaves.

Farmer Brown sees Little Red Riding Hood and says, “Little Red Riding Hood, don’t walk through the forest, you know the Big Bad Wolf is going to try to pinch your titties.”

Little Red Riding Hood says, “Oh no, he’s not!” and walks on.

Finally, she gets to Grandmother’s house and the Big Bad Wolf jumps out and says, “Little Red Riding Hood, why are you in the forest, you know I’m going to pinch your titties.”

Little Red riding hood pulls a gun out of her basket and says, “Oh no you’re not, you’re going to eat me, just like the story says!”

A couple married forty years were revisiting the same places
they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded
countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running
along the road.
The woman said, “Sweetheart, let’s do the same thing we did
here forty years ago.”
The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence, and
he immediately jumped her bones like a bass on a junebug. They
made love like never before.
Back in the car, the guy says, “Darlin’, you sure never moved
like that forty years ago – or any time since that I can remember!”
The woman says, “Forty years ago that goddamn fence wasn’t electrified!”

Q: What does gay stand for?
A: Got Aids Yet

Q: What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

Q: What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?

A: The top of her head.



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