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A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: “What are you doing here today?”

Woman: “Oh, I’m here to donate some blood. They’re going to give me $5 for it.”

Man: “Hmm, that’s interesting. I’m here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25.”

The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.

Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.

Man: “Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?”

Woman: (shaking her head with mouth closed) “Unh unh.”

Q: What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Yes, Intercourse… you go between periods and you are expected to come.

Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use a lubricant.

Q: What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
A: It doesn’t mean dick.

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