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Q: What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
A: Anorexic.

Q: Why don’t blondes double recipes?

A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.

Q. How do you know if a bagpipe band is at your front door?

A: No one knows when to come in.

Q: Why are men like blenders?

A: You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.



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