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Q: How many U.S. Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

Q: What’s the difference between a blond and a mosquito?

A: When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.

Q: What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

A: A brunette with bad breath!!

Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
A: When you see teeth marks.

Q: Why did the Great Woolly Mammoth cross the road?

A: Because they didn’t have chickens in the Ice Age.

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