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Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?

A: And I thought blondes were dumb!

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to “instruction manuals.”

Q: What do call someone who sees the glass in front of him half full?

A: An optimist.

Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?



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