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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two–One to promise he’ll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.

Q: What’s the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
A: In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it’s a misdemeanor.

Q: What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
A: Close the door

Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?

A: A birthday pheasant!

Q: What’s the difference between a man and a cow?
A: One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!



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