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Q: What has two grey legs and two brown legs?

A: An elephant with diarrhea.

Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

A: Lots of room!

Q: What is the definition of an optimist?

A: An accordion player with a pager.

Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
A: When you open her legs the lights go on

Q: Where do sled dogs go when they’ve lost their tails?

A: A retail store.

Q: What did the dog say to the skeleton?

A: “I’d like to get to gnaw you.”

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