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Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

A: Nacho Cheese.

Q: What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?
A: Depreciation.

Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A: When he realises he does not have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?

A: There’s white out on the screen and lipstick on the joystick!

Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow?

A: By the wise look in the eyes.

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