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Q: Why did the market economist cross the road?
A: To reach the consensus forecast.

Q: Why are there only snowmen and no snowomen?
A: Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow all Winter.

Q: Why did the dog get under the tree?

A: Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog.

Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?

A: Because it’s always exactly the same and afterwards you swear you’ll never do it again.

Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.

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