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Q: Why do women like intelligent men?
A: Opposites attract.

Q: What is the ugly blonde’s mating call?

A: “I said, ‘I’m so drunk!’”

Q: Did you hear about the gay guy who put a nicotine patch on his penis?
A: He’s down to three butts a week!

Q: What do cows like to dance to?
A: Any kind of moosic you like!

Q: What is the difference between men and women?

A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.



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