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Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. You put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What do you have when a group of conductors are up to their necks in wet concrete?

Not enough concrete.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence, “A man once told me …”.

Q: How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?

A: Only one…but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.

Q: What is the best way to get a wild Woolly Mammoth?
A: Get a tame one – and then really annoy it by telling it Mammoth jokes.



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