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Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

A: Saves time.

Q: What’s the difference between a pig and a symphony orchestra conductor?

A: There are some things a pig just isn’t willing to do.

Q: What do a green photocopier and a gaudy farmer have in common?

A: They both buy yellow prunes!

Q: Why can’t blondes be pharmacists?

A: Because they can’t figure out how to fit the bottle in the typewriter.

Q: What do you call a blonde at university?

A: A visitor.

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