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Q: What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
A: Your Mother…

Q: What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
A: A Cock that can stay up all night!!

Q: How many country & western singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love she is with the new one, and one to go “Yeeeee-Hah !” and throw his hat in the air.

What’s the difference between a bull and an orchestra?

The bull has the horns in the front and the asshole in the back.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?

A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

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