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Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, but all the others gathered around will complain that that’s not the way Earl Scruggs would have done it.

Q: How do you put a sparkle in a soprano’s eye?

A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run or don’t fit right in the crotch!

Q: How does the cat get its own way?
A: With friendly purrsuasion.

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer

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