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Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?

It took two hours to get the drummer out.

Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would’ve done it.

Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?

A: They both have a black box.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?

A: So she wouldn’t get Hearing Aides.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?

A: A space invader.

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