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Q: How many senior citizens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb.

Q: Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.
A: The mime next door went nuts.

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

A: Hey! There’s some things even a blonde won’t do.

Q: Do you want to see the boil on my butt?
A: Not until the next show-and-tell day.

Q: What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm and a woman’s sex life have in common?
A: They’re both concerned with how many inches and how long it will last.

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