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Q: What would one get with a donation to Rostenkowski’s legal fund?
A: A free stamp.

Q: Why does a blond wear a tight skirt
A: To keep here legs closed

Q: Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than it does today?
A: We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death…

Q: Why did Clinton follow the chicken across the road?

A: Because, he couldn’t get his dick out of its ass.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play all the wrong notes.



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