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Q: What’s a teddy bears favourite pasta?
A: Tagliateddy!

Q: What’s the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Redneck zoo?
A: On the cage in a Yankee zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the scientific name in Latin.
A Southern zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.

Q: Why don’t blondes like to wear hoop earrings?

A: Because their feet keep getting caught.

Q: What is unique about a goose?
A: It grows down as it grows up.

Q: What goes “Ho-Ho-Ho-Swish”?

A: Santa drilling a jump shot!



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