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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.

Q: How do you make a fruit cordial?
A: Pat him on the behind!

Q: How do you prevent a Summer cold?
A: Catch it in the Winter!

Q: How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Five. Four to do it in perfect synchrony and one to stand there going “To the left, and to the left, and to the left, and to the left, and take it out, and put it down, and pick it up, and put it in, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right…”

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They’re too hard to peel.



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