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Q: Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
A: He was a chicken.

1.Play an accordian – go to jail!

2.Three rows and you’re out!

Q: A van with four actors in it goes off a cliff. What’s the tragedy in this?
A: You can fit a lot more than four actors in a van.

Q: How do you get a cut-price parrot?
A: Plant bird seed!

Q: What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?

A: They both stick their beef between 9 year old buns.

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