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Q: Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

A: They are for those who don’t drink!

Q: What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ?

A: A blonde doing cartwheels.

Q: Why don’t witches have babies?

A: Because their husbands have crystal balls and hollow-weenies.

Q: Why can’t blonds water ski?

A: When ever they get wet they lay down and spread there legs.

Q: How do faggots get a condom off?

A: They fart.



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