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Q: Who designed Noah’s ark?
A: An ark-itect!

Q: What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?

A: A dog that runs for help after it bites your leg off.

Q: When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
A: When he’s hanging by his teeth.

Q: Why do cows wear bells?

A: Because their horns don’t work.

Q: What do you call a blonde in a BMW

A: A divorcee.



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