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Q: What did Cinderella say when her holiday snapshots were late?
A: “Someday my prints will come.”

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?

A. Because they have blond boyfriends

Q: How can you tell when an accountant owns a used car lot?
A: She keeps turning back the gas gauge.

Q: Why do men wear hair gel and aftershave?
A: Because they’re often under increasing pressure from a society which over simplifies the process of ascertaining ones worth and attractiveness by reducing someone down to individual physical attributes OR is it because they’re ugly and they smell bad?

Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
A: He sold his soul to Santa

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