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Q: How much time can I spend going to the bathroom?
A: As long as it takes.

Q: What did the Valentine’s card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!

Q: What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
A: When the power goes off.

Q: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A: Tur-key.

Q: When do you care for a man’s company?
A: When he owns it.

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