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Q: Why is a reindeer like a gossip?

A: Because they are both tail bearers!

Q: How do you make a slow reindeer fast?

A: Don’t feed it!

Q: Why did the reindeer wear black boots?

A: Because his brown ones were all muddy!

Q: How long should a reindeer’s legs be?

A: Just long enough to reach the ground!

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
A: If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at the same time and still know which one to spit out.

Q: Why did the bridge fall when the chicken walked on it?
A: Because of its weight!

Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

Q: What do you call a happy tin?
A: A-merry-can (American)



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