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Q: What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A: A blonde parade.

Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.

Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

A: When it’s been sliced.

Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

A. The joystick is wet.



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