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Q: Why did the blonde give up snorting coke?

A: Because the bottle was to hard to get up her nose.

Q: How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: At least three. (Notes: think height!)

Q: Ten sled dogs shared one umbrella, yet none got wet. Why?

A: It wasn’t raining. (There’s no drownpour here – the Arctic is a desert.)

Q: Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
A: So, the sailors would have someone to dance with!

Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A: She has scratched “stay off MY TURF!” on his back with her nails.

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