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Q: What are we going to do about the homosexual, draft dodging good ol’ boys running the building?
A: That’s just what we’ve been wondering.

Q: How many strong does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 115. One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house.

Q: How do you catch a polar bear?

A: You cut a hole in the ice. Then you open a can of peas. Place the peas next to the whole in the ice. When the bear comes to take a pea… you kick him in the ice hole.

Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A1: Just one, but it really gets screwed.
A2: One to prepare the proposal, an econometrician to run the model, one each MS and PhD students to write the theses and
dissertations, two more to prepare the journal article (senior authorship not assigned), four to review it, and at least as many to
refine the model and replicate the results.

Q: Why did the cat run from the tree?
A: Because it was afraid of the bark!



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