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Q: What’s the difference between your new teacher and a train?
A: Your new teacher says, “Spit out your gum!”; but a train says, “Choo! Choo!”

Q: Why do squirells swim on there back?
A: To keep their nuts dry.

Q: What’s big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

A: The Easter Barney!

Q: How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it.

Q: What’s a snakes favourite subject in class?
A: Hissssstory.

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