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Q: Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?

A: He was caught drinking on the job.

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

A: Because his class was so bright!

Q: How is a savings bond like a musician?
A: Eventually it may mature and make some money.

Q: What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18?

A: The crack of dawn!

Q: Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?

A: Every time he gets a hard-on, the garage door goes up.

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