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Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

Q: Why does Peter Pan Fly?
A: You’d fly too if you got hit in the peter with a pan.

How do you make a bass player turn down the volume?

Put a chart in front of him.

Q: How did the jury find the hamburger?
A: Grill-ty as charged.

Q: What is a ram’s favorite song?

A: I only have eyes for ewe, Dear

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