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Two drummers and a violinist decide to form a band. The three of them start playing, and the sound is just awful. One drummer turns to the other and says, “We sound terrible. I don’t think this is going to work. Let’s get rid of the violinist.”

How many producers does it take to change a light bulb?

…hmm…I don’t know…what do you think?

Q: What do squireels give for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.

Q: When is a toothbrush not a toothbrush?
A: When it’s a flabby cornfield!

Q: How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three: One to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light
bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.



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