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Q: What do computers eat when they get hungry?
A: Chips.

Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?

A: Musical Hares.

Q: What’s the difference between a mother-in-law and a vulture?
A: The vulture waits ’til you are dead before it eats your heart out.

Q: What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?

A: A bachelor.

Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?

A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.



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