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Q: What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?

A: Sends him to work.

Q: How long are a sled dog’s legs?

A: All the way down to the snow. (Or maybe… four feet?)

Q: What is a blonde’s favorite part of a gas station?

A: The Air Pump!

Q: Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.
A: The mime next door went nuts.

Q: What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
A: A PAT on the head.



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