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Q: Why did God create Democrats?

A: In order to make used car salesmen look good.

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

Q: Why can’t a leopard hide?

A: Because he is always spotted.

Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?

A: She unties you.

Q: What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?

A: They both swim, except for the cow.

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