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Q: How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?
A: Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him “lunch”.

Q: What is a French cat’s favourite pudding?

A: Chocolate mousse!

Q: Why are football players never asked for dinner?
A: Because they’re always dribbling!

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: “Toe goes in first”.

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an economist?
A: An offer you can’t understand.



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