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Q: What’s the penalty for bigamy?
A: Two mothers-in-law

Q: How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!

Q: What did Mozart recently say to a noisy visitor?

A: “Shhhh! I’m decomposing!”

Q: What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?

A: Platoon

Q: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

A: Who cares?



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