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Q: How can you tell your getting close to Auburn?
A: If you stop to take a piss the cows will back up to the fence.

Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas?
A: They can’t find the zipper.

Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?

A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

Q: What’s a Clinton sandwich?

A: Pure bologna piled high and deep.

Q: What did the toothbrush say to the sloth?

A: “Smash my horse, please!”

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