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Q: What did God say after he made Adam?
A: “I can do better than that.” then he made Eve.

Q: What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?

A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.

Q: How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
A: Pick him up and start sucking his dick.

Q: What’s the difference between a musician and a mutual fund?
A: The mutual fund eventually matures and earns money.

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