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Q: Why can’t lesbians wear makeup and go on a diet at the same time?
A: Because it’s hard to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face.

Q: Why do gay men have moustaches?

A: To hide the stretchmarks.

Q: How many Keynesian economists does it takes to change a light bulb?
A: All. Because then you will generate employment, more consumption, dislocating the AD (agg. demand) to the right,…

Q: How does an actor screw in a light bulb?

A: He just holds it, and the world revolves around him.

Q: What time does a duck wake up at?
A: At the quick of dawn!!

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