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Q: What do birthday candles and the Buffalo Bills have in common?
A: They get blown out on the same day every year.

Q: How many cabbage patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

A: The question is irrelevant since you couldn’t find the dolls even if you knew how many.

Q: What goes in and out and smells of piss?
A: The Queen Mother

Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A: Claustrophobic.

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