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Q: How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
A: There’s white out on the screen and lipstick on the joystick!

Q: How many rednecks does it take eat a ‘possum?

A: Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

Q: What would you get if you crossed a prehistoric creature with a witch?
A: A dino-sorceress!

Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?

A: He turned a peg and wouldn’t tell the bass player which one.

Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?

A: Some people still believe in David Koresh.



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