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Q: What would you get if you crossed a puffin with a sled dog?
A: A dog that lays pooched eggs!

Q: What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Q: How can you tell your getting close to Auburn?
A: If you stop to take a piss the cows will back up to the fence.

Q: What’s the smartest thing a guitar player can say?

A: “My wife says…”

Q: What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain’s mind?
A: His teeth.



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