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Q: What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore?

A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.

Q: How long does it take to burn a candle down?
A: About a wick!

Q: What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
A: A wicker basket is what Little Red Riding Hood took to grandma’s house. A wicker box is what Elmer Fudd did to
Litthe Red Riding Hood.

Q: How many rednecks does it take eat a ‘possum?
A: Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

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