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Q: What happened when the ghost disappeared in the fog?

A: He was mist.

Q: Why did the Dentist say to the Stockbroker?
A: It looks like you have gone long in the tooth.

Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he leaves the factory?
A: Two Test Tickles

Q: Why do blondes have square breasts?

A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box!

Q: An Alabama offensive lineman who doesn’t hold, a humble Florida Gator, and Santa Claus all checked into the same hotel. As they entered the elevator, they spotted a $50 bill on the floor. Who ended up with the money and why?
A: Santa Claus – the other two aren’t real!

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