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Q: David’s father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
A: David

Q: What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a Playboy centerfold?
A: Nothing, if the pregnant woman’s husband knows what’s good for him.

Q: How many heavy metal fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to say “Excelleeeeeent !”

Q: Why did the blond prostitute think she was a poet?
A: Because she layed and he paid

Q: What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

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