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Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?
A nurse says: “This won’t hurt a bit.”
A schoolteacher says, “We’re going to have to do this over and over again until we get it right.”
An airline stewardess says, “Just hold this over your mouth and nose, and breath normally.”

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: “Thanks for the refill!”

Q: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

A: Anyone can roast beef.

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A redhead!

Q: What do cows like to dance to?
A: Any kind of moosic you like!

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