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Q: What is a ghost’s favorite Christmas carol?
A: “We Wish You a Scary Christmas!”

Q: What is a Redneck’s defense in court?
A: “Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.”

Q: What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
A: Diarrhoea!

Q: What do ducks have for lunch?
A: Soup and quackers!

Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?

A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

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