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Q: What’s the difference between President Hoover and Clinton?

A: One promised a chicken in every pot and the other was an unpromising chicken who smoked pot.

Q: When I leave, can I take my cubicle walls?
A: Take them where?

Is a drunken ghost a methylated spirit?

Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and the other to say “Fabulous.”

Q: Why does a blonde wear panties?

A: To keep her ankles warm.

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