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Q: How many arms has a crocodile got?
A: Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner

Q: Why do men tend to name their penises?
A: They want to be on a first name basis with anything that makes 95% of their decisions for them.

Q: What is the first symptom of AIDs?
A: A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.

Q: Why do woman fake orgasms?
A: Because men fake foreplay!

Q: What’s the difference between a good ol’ boy and a redneck?
A: The good ol’ boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.



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