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Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A: “Is it mine?”

Q: Which of the following doesn’t belong?
(a) meat
(b) eggs
(c) wife
(d) blow job

(D) A blowjob because its possible to beat your meat, your eggs or your wife, but you can’t beat a blowjob

Q: What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
A: You shut the door.

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