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Q: What is as sharp as a vampires fang?

A: His other fang.

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

Q: How can you easily make a witch itch?

A: Remove the ‘w’.

Q: What’s the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
A: Because it’s always exactly the same and afterwards you swear you’ll never do it again.

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