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Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?

A: You can only fit two people in a Porsche.

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that’s where you’re supposed to wash vegetables!

Q: What did Adam say to Eve?
A: You’d better stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets.

Q: What happened to Bach after he had 20 children?
A: His Organ Baroque!

Q: Why did Bach have so many children?
A: His organ had no stops.

Q: What sailors like to be chilled to the bone?

A: A skeleton crew.

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