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Q: How many WWF wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to yank the old bulb out, throw it on the floor, try and jump onto it from a great height, and act real surprised when it rolls out of the way at the last minute, one to pretend to twist the new one in round and round so far it almost breaks, and some guy in a black and white stripey uniform whose function is never made quite clear to protest about something or other, to the complete indifference of the bulb changers.

Q: How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A: His hand caught fire.

Q: Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
A: Because he liked sole music

Q: What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?

A: A fruit stand.

Q: What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

A: The letter “E”



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