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Q:What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A: A pool table.

Q: Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?

A: When it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there.

Q: What game do cows play at parties?
A: Moosical chairs!

Q: Why does a blond wear a tight skirt
A: To keep here legs closed

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.



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