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Q: How many investors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None – the market has already discounted the change.

Q: How many Windows users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. But they’ll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy as it would be for a Mac user.

Q: How many mothers-in-law does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, she always gets the son-in-law to do it.

Q: How many B-school doctoral students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I’m writing my dissertation on that topic; I should have an answer for you in about 5 years.

Q: How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A1: Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
A2: Five: One to hold the bulb, and four to guzzle beer until the room spins.



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