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Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don’t last as long as light bulbs.

Q: How many sorority sisters does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: 51. One to change the bulb, and fifty to sing about the bulb being changed.
A2: 10. One to change the bulb and nine to make t-shirts about it.

Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Doesn’t the stage manager do that?

Q: How many jazz musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Jazz musicians can’t afford light bulbs.
A: “Don’t worry about the changes. We’ll fake it!”

Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We don’t know. They never get past the feasibility study.



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