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Q: How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!

Q: How many salespeople does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: None. “You don’t need a new light bulb – you need to upgrade your socket to the newest version.”
A2: Just one, but it’ll take technical support weeks to sort out the mess left behind.
A3: Four. One to change the bulb and three to pull the chair out from under him.

Q: How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000

Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

Q: How many environmental economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Eight – one to turn the lightbulb and seven to do the environmental impact study.

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