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Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
A: Well, the light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

Q: How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Why bother? It’s just going to burn out anyway

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but she uses a hammer!

Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?

Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in San Francisco?
A: Both of them.



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