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Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and the other to say “Fabulous.”

Q: How many cabbage patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

A: The question is irrelevant since you couldn’t find the dolls even if you knew how many.

Q: How many AOL users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to watch him to make sure he doesn’t say ‘nipple’.
A: Eight. One screws in the lightbulb, but seven more do too, due to a software bug.
A: Eleven. One to ask to be on the lightbulb gif mailing list, nine to say “ME TOO!”, and another to post a message asking for the intructions on how to view a lightbulb.

Q: How many U.S. Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.



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