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Q: How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him.

Q: How many U.S. Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

Q: How many heavy metal fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to say “Excelleeeeeent !”

Q: How many environmental economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Eight – one to turn the lightbulb and seven to do the environmental impact study.

Q: How many investors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None – the market has already discounted the change.



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