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Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution

Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, lawyers only screw us.

Q: How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 151, one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace.

Q: How many central bank economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one – he holds the lightbulb and the whole earth revolves around him.

Q: How many [IBM] Technical Writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: 100. Ten to do it, and 90 to write document number GC7500439-0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility,
of which 10% of the pages state only “This page intentionally left blank”, and 20% of the definitions are of the
form “A …… consists of sequences of non-blank characters separated by blanks”.
A2: Just one, provided there’s an engineer around to explain how to do it.



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