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Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: That’s proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
A2: Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
A3: Three. One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number of one of their subordinates to actually change it.

Q: How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven, plus/minus ten.

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.

Q: How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: None, they just have a nursing assistant do it.
A2: As much as the doctor orders.

Q: How does a singer change a light bulb?

A: She holds it and the world revolves around her.



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