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Q: How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000

Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

Q: How many environmental economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Eight – one to turn the lightbulb and seven to do the environmental impact study.

Q: How many investors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None – the market has already discounted the change.

Q: How many Windows users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. But they’ll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy as it would be for a Mac user.



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