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Q: How many country & western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the bulb and two to sing about the old one.

Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

Q: How many senior citizens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb.

Q: How many mothers-in-law does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, she always gets the son-in-law to do it.

Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and the other to say “Fabulous.”



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