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Q: How many Carl Sagans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Billions and billions.

Q: What’s black, crispy, and hangs from the ceiling?
A: An actor trying to change a light bulb.

Q: How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
A2: None. If it really needed changing, market forces would have caused it to happen.
A3: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
A4. None. “There is no need to change the light bulb. All the conditions for illumination are in place.
A5. None, because, look! It’s getting brighter! It’s definitely getting brighter !!!
A6. None; they’re all waiting for the unseen hand of the market to correct the lighting disequilibrium.

Q: How many Keynesian economists does it takes to change a light bulb?
A: All. Because then you will generate employment, more consumption, dislocating the AD (agg. demand) to the right,…

Q: How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Depends on what you want to change it into.

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