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Q: How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three: One to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light
bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.

Q: How many strong does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 115. One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house.

Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A1: Just one, but it really gets screwed.
A2: One to prepare the proposal, an econometrician to run the model, one each MS and PhD students to write the theses and
dissertations, two more to prepare the journal article (senior authorship not assigned), four to review it, and at least as many to
refine the model and replicate the results.

Q: How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester’s credit for it!

Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I’ll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.



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