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Q: What do you called two naked lesbians in a canoe?
A: Fur-Traders.

Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren’t admitted!

Q: What do you call a monster with no neck?
A: The Lost Neck Monster.

Q: What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
A: “Come on you lot, have you not got any homes to go to?”

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?

A: A tea bag.



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