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Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A: A birthday pheasant!

Q: What do Throps drink?
A: Soda-throp.

Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: He doesn’t! He whines a while, says “I feel your pain”, and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.

Q: What does one star say to another star when they meet?
A: Glad to meteor!

Q: How many strong does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 115. One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house.

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