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Q: What’s the difference between a soprano and a pirhana?

A: The lipstick.

Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door?

A: The knocking gets faster.

Q: Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

A: The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?

A: She is the one who can eat the last donut!

Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

Q: What do you call a ghosts’s mother and father?
A: Transparents!



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