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How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?

The doorbell shrieks!

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.

Q: Why do Mammoths wear red toe polish?

A: Sorry, we don’t tell Polish jokes on this web site.

Q: How does Herpes leave the hospital?

A: On crotches.

Why bury guitar players 6 feet under?

Because deep down they’re all very nice people..

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