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There were these three bears were out for a drive in a car, when they accidentally drove off a cliff and into a lake.
Q: Which bear did not get wet?
A: The dribear.

Q: Which bear saw the accident?
A: The neighbear.

Q: Which bear came out of the car safely?
A: The surbibear.

Q: Which bear fixed the car?
A: The Macguybear.

Q: what’s white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?
A: a molar bear!

Q: How do you catch a polar bear?

A: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, you place enough peas around the hole to completely surround the hole.
Then, when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole.

Q: What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
A: You can’t get your kids to eat spinach.

Q: What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?

A: The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.

Q: Do I have to dress as a man every day?
A: No, Saturday, Sunday and national holidays are exempt.

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