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Q: Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
A1: No, big daddy, but hum a few bars and I’ll fake it.
A2: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen in on the guest list.

Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?

A: A bee comes after it

Q: Why don’t blondes breast feed their babies?

A: It hurts too much when they boil their nipples.

Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two–one to screw the bulb into the water faucet while the other tells us that everything possible is being done to help the situation.

Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?

A: Three…one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

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