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Q: What’s the difference between a pitbull and a blonde with PMS?
A: Lipstick.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: He was dead.

Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
A: Because it was marble cake!

Q: Did you hear about the flag’s birthday?

A: It was a flappy one!

Q: What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?

A: The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.



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