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Q: Why do giraffes get Christmas gifts every year?

A: They are so good that they’ll stick their necks out for anyone.

Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.

Q: When is it bad luck to have a black cat follow you?
A: When you’re a mouse!

Q. Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
A. 3 dollars a year for a million years.

Q: Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
A: Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor-lock.

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