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You’ve Overdosed on the World Wide Web When…
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* Your opening line is: “So, what’s your homepage address?”

* This is followed by, “And what websites are you on?”

* You see a beautiful sunset, and you half-expect to see “Enhanced for Netscape 6.0” on one of the clouds.

* You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter a Webpage with no links.

* You felt driven to consult the “Cool Page of the Day” on your wedding day.

* One of your best friends is Mirsky, and you’ve never met him.

* You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, sending your car careening towards the flimsy guardrail that separates you the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death, and you desperately look for the “Back” button.

* You visit “The Really Big Button That Doesn’t Do Anything” again and again and again.

* Your dog has his own webpage.

* So does your hamster.

* So does your cat – with the count of hamster kills.

* So does your hamster.

* When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages.

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