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Ways Microsoft Would Change the Auto Business
Published: 8 months ago     submited by
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1. We would all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.
2. The U.S. government would be forced to rebuild all of the roads for Microsoft cars; they will drive on the old roads, but they run very slowly.
3. You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car.
4. People would get excited about the new features of the latest Microsoft cars, forgetting that these same features had been available from other car makers for years!
5. You could have only one person in the car at a time, unless you bought a Car95 or CarNT — but then you would have to buy ten more seats and a new engine.

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