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Things That Would Change if Microsoft Built Cars
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* A particular year’s model would not be available for at least 2 years until after it was scheduled to go into production.

* Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

* Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, and you would have to restart it. For some bizarre reason, you accept this.

* You couldn’t have more than one person in the car unless you purchased a CarXP or Car NT, and then you would have to buy extra seats.

* Linux would build a car that ran on water, was twice as reliable, and 10 times as fast, but would only run on 5% of the roads.

* The oil, gas, alternator and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single “General Car Fault” light.

* People would be excited about the ‘new’ features in Microsoft cars, forgetting that these features had been available in other cars a decade ago.

* We’d all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.

* The US Government would GET subsidies from Auto Manufacturers instead of GIVING them.

* New seats would force everyone to get the same size butt!

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