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Entries from Bill Gates’ Diary
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* Invited entire tech support department to play golf. Brought Melissa to complete the foursome.

* Steve Jobs started work today. The silverware looks great, but he doesn’t do windows — yet.

* The baby cries constantly. Maybe I’ll buy Fisher-Price.

* Bought my first Macintosh. It’s sooooo cute!

* Good day. Found over 15 bucks’ worth of soda cans in the trash bins outside Microsoft headquarters.

* Bad day. Ellison sent back the heads of two of the three hitmen I hired, along with a note saying he ate the third one whole.

* Still ahead of Murdoch and Eisner. Yes!

* Reminder: 35-cent Snapple coupon expires in two days!

* Memo to self: Next time, when my wife says we need to buy china, she means dishes.

* Ran into Demi and Bruce. Upped my offer to a billion dollars.

* Seventh day: Rested.

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