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Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?
A: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever. If God is dead, then what are they giving out at communion?

Q: What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
A: “The holy pole is in your hole so wet your ass and save your soul.”

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her Lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, “Dark in here.”
The man says, “Yes, it is.”
Boy – “I have a baseball.”
Man – “That’s nice.”
Boy – “Want to buy it?”
Man – “No, thanks.”
Boy – “My dad’s outside.”
Man – “OK, how much?”
Boy – “$250″

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy – “Dark in here.”
Man – “Yes, it is.”
Boy – “I have a baseball glove.”
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”
Boy – “$750″
Man – “Sold.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.
The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
Boy – “$1,000″
The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, “Dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that shit again, you’re in my closet now.”

Q: What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?

A: The nun has hope in her soul.

Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf
of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.

Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, “This is a good
opportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny.”

He walks up to Little Johnny and says, “I see Little Johnny that
you have the Staff of Life in one hand. What do you have in the
other?”

Little Johnny replies, “A loaf of bread Father.”



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