Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?
A: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever. If God is dead, then what are they giving out at communion?
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist? Q: What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her? A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her Lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch. Q: What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower? A: The nun has hope in her soul. Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, “This is a good He walks up to Little Johnny and says, “I see Little Johnny that Little Johnny replies, “A loaf of bread Father.” |
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