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Q: What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
A: “The holy pole is in your hole so wet your ass and save your soul.”

If someone accused you of being a Christian, would there be enough evidence to prove it?

A priest and a rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.
After a while, the priest put down his book and opened a conversation by saying, “I know that, in your religion, you’re not supposed to eat pork…but have you really never even tasted it?”
The rabbi closed his newspaper and responded, “I must tell you the truth. Yes I have, on the odd occasion.”
The rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, “I know that in your religion, you’re supposed to be celibate… but…”
The priest interjected, “Yes, I know what you are going to ask, and yes, I have succumbed to temptation once or twice.”
The two resumed their reading. There was silence for a while.
Then the rabbi peeked around his newspaper and said, “Better than pork, isn’t it?!”

A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly
stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow’s
absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi
went to see him.

He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, “How
come after all these years we don’t see you at services

The old man looked around and lowered his voice. “I’ll tell you,
Rabbi,” he whispered. “When I got to be 90, I expected God to
take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105.
So I figured that God is very busy and must’ve forgotten about
me, and I don’t want to remind Him!”

Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for 120
cucumbers. The guy advises: “Sisters, if you buy 3 crates, that’s 150,
you’ll get a 25% discount !” The nuns look at each other, and after a
prolonged period of thinking one whispers to the other:
“We could eat the 30, I suppose.”

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