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When Albert Einstein died, he met three
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When Albert Einstein died, he met three people in the line outside the Pearly Gates. To pass the time, he asked what were their IQs. The first replied 190. “Wonderful,” exclaimed Einstein. “We can discuss the contribution made by Ernest Rutherford to atomic physics and my theory of general relativity”. The second answered 150. “Good,” said Einstein. “I look forward to discussing the role of Gingrich’s Contract with America legislation in moving us into the twenty-first century”. The third person mumbled 50. Einstein paused, and then asked, “What was it like being Vice-President, Mister Gore?”

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