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The land of Oz
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Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car
together in the Midwest, when suddenly a tornado comes along and
whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away.
When they come down and pull themselves from the vehicle, they realize
they’re in the land of OZ. Naturally, they decide to go to see the
Wizard of OZ.
Says Quayle, “I’m going to ask the Wizard for a brain.” Says Gingrich,
“I’m going to ask the Wizard for a heart.” Clinton says, “Where’s
Dorothy?”

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