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THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the Internal
Revenue Service,” DO NOT OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around this
time every year. Their letter claims that you owe them money, which they
will take and use to pay for the operation of essential functions of the
United States government. This is untrue! The money the IRS collects is
used to fund various inefficient and pointless social engineering
projects. This organization has ties to another shady outfit called the
Social Security Administration, who claim to take money from your regular
paychecks and save it for your retirement. In truth, the SSA uses the
money to pay for the same misguided make-work projects the IRS helps
mastermind. These scam artists have bilked honest, hard working Americans
out of billions of dollars. Don’t be among them! FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO

The Clinton Health Plan has the:

1. Simplicity of the IRS.

2. Results of rent control.

3. Efficiency of the Post Office.

4. The fringe benefits of higher taxes

5. Management success of national debt.

6. Bureaucracy of the Dept. of Agriculture.

7. Dependency of a weather forecaster.

Q: What has four asses?
A: Eight half assed politicians.

How will history remember Bill Clinton?
He was the president after Bush.

There were 3 high school-aged boys walking down the street in Washington. Suddenly, they see Bill Clinton go jogging by, and he’s about to be hit by a car. So, they pull Bill out of the way and save his life. Bill says “Thank you for saving my life. I’ll grant each of you one wish.”
The first boy says, “I want to go to Georgetown.”
Bill pulls some strings and gets the boy admitted.
The second boy says “I want to get into West Point, but it normally requires a Congressional appointment”.
So Bill calls up his Democratic friends in Congress and gets the boy his appointment.
The third boy says “I want to be bured in Arlington National Cemetary.”
Bill says “That’s an odd request for a 17-year old!”
The boy says “Yeah, but when my father finds out I saved your life he’s gonna kill me!”

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