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Did you know that Bill Clinton plans to join Sesame Street after his presidency is over?
He is going to be called The Nookie Monster!

The White House announced today that from now on Bill Clinton would not be worrying about international affairs. Instead he would focus all his attention to what he is really good at : extra-marital affairs!

Gore calls up Bush and says, “Hey, let’s settle this Australian Style.”
Bush asks, “How’s that?”
Gore says, “First you stand there, and I kick you in the nuts as hard as I can.” Then it’s your turn. Whoever quits first is the loser.
Bush says, “OK, stands there,” and is completely knocked over by Gore.
After 10 minutes, Bush stands up, and groans, “Alright, my turn.”
Gore then replies, “It’s all right, you can be president.”

Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House
Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a
car together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and
whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands
of yards away. They all fall into a daze.

When they come to and extract themselves from the
vehicle, they realize they’re in the fabled Land of Oz.

They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. The
Wizard is known for granting people their wishes.

Quayle says, “I’m going to ask the Wizard for a brain.”
Gingrich responds, “I’m going to ask the Wizard for a heart.”
Clinton speaks up, “Where’s Dorothy?”

Did you hear about the new soap opera?
Its called As the Cigar Turns.

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