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Little Caeser’s is changing their name to “Little Pleasers” and with every pizza ordered you get a big cigar!

Most people worry about getting AIDS from SEX.
Bill worries about getting SEX from AIDES!


While the Pope was in the States he decided to grant absolution to three sinners.

The first person to come up was Hugh Grant. The Pope asked, “What is your sin?”

“I cheated on my girlfriend and got caught.”

The Pope replied, “Kneel down. I’ll bless you and grant you absolution.”

Next in line was Bill Clinton. “What was your sin, son?”

“I cheated on my wife.” The Philanderer in Chief replied.

“Kneel down, my son. I’ll bless you and grant you absolution.”

A third person came up and the Pope asked, “What is your name?”

“Monica Lewinsky.”

The Pope stroked his chin. “Hmmmm. Perhaps you should remain standing . . . “

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.

What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wished he had?
A dead girlfriend and an ex-wife.

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