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What’s the difference between President Clinton and O.J. Simpson?
It only took 12 jerks to get O.J. off.

Did you hear that Chelsea is suing Monica?
For swallowing her little brother!

Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps off Air Force One with two pigs under his arms. At the bottom of the steps, he says to the honor guardsman, “These are genuine Arkansas Razor-Back Hogs. I got this one for Chelsea and this one for Hillary.”

The guardsman replies, “Nice trade, Sir.”

Monica didn’t get paid for working in the White House…she did it for a GAG!

To his credit, Clinton is now defending Monica Lewinsky, saying she was no different from any other White House intern.

He said, “She takes my pants off one leg at a time, just like everyone else.”



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